How to kill a gianoromous snake

We have all seen them in the movies, snakes that can swallow an elephant whole. When you are faced with a situation when you can be a hero, you have to take it, so here's how.

Difficulty: Challenging

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• tranquilizers
• post hole digger
• mill cut bastard file
• prep time

1. Know you enemy, the common garden snake can be chopped in half with a hoe. Even an anaconda can be hunted by fairly conventional means. This how to only covers the biggest of the big.

2. Sharpen the post hole digger. You ought to be able to shave with it.

3. Measure out enough tranquilizer to keep you calm while being swallowed whole, yet awake enough to do to work inside the snake.

4. Get swallowed an go to work with the post hole digger. Work to dig yourself an exit hole and take out as many vital organs as possible.

5. 

   Celebrate, you won.

Tips & Warnings

• You may want to strap a bomb on yourself in case you can't finish the job
• Don't actually do this, no snakes are this big. If there are just let the government handle it. Unless the EPA declares it endangered. Then do this.