How to Beat a Supervised Drug Test

I'm writing this after reading a few articles covering the same topic here at eHow, and frankly I thought they were just plain wrong. I don't support the use of REAL drugs like, cocaine, heroin or the abuse of prescription medications, however. Marijuana is a drug that's irresponsibly outlawed in the States and most other countries as well, and if you occasionally smoke pot, this is a near sure fire way to pass a supervised urinalysis.

Let me say this as well, supervised drug testing is immoral, disgusting and a HUGE invasion of personal privacy.

Difficulty: Moderate

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• Water (obviously)
• Gatorade or Powerade
• Aspirin
• B-Complex Vitamin (B2)
• Rolaids
• Red Meat (optional, but highly recommended)
• Home Drug Test Kit (agin, optional, but highly recommended)

1. Let's start by saying, this is not a guaranteed way to pass a drug test, however. It's the safest, cheapest, and usually the most effective method other then pure abstinence. Results and doses will vary depending on body weight, exercise level and overall health. I wrote this guide for a moderately active, 6-foot-nothing, 200 pound guy. Adjust your dilution accordingly.

2. 
   Creatine

   3 days before your drug test, start to eat red meat for dinner every night. This will boost your Creatine levels beyond the normal amount, so when you dilute your urine in a few days it will look as if it's at normal levels. If you don't have a least 24-48 hours before your test, don't even bother with this step. Creatine takes 24-48 hours, at least, to metabolize. If your not a meat eater, you can always go to a local GNC or Vitamin World and pick-up a Creatine supplement.

3. 
   Aspirin

   About 6-12 hours before your drug test, unless your Aspirin sensitive, take 4 Aspirin with a 8-ounce glass of water. Aspirin has been known to act as a sort of a smoke screen, helping to produce occasional false-negatives.

4. 
   Gatorade

   When your down to about 4 hours before your drug test, begin to drink an 8-ounce glass of water quickly every 15 minutes. I normally alternate Gatorade with every three or four glasses of water to up my sodium content and help me urinate more frequently. You can substitute the Gatorade with cranberry juice or Powerade, but try to stay away from caffeinated drinks. Continue to follow this routine for another two hours. Pop another two Aspirin and chew up four more Rolaid tablets.

5. 
   Rolaids

   When you finally make it to the two hour checkpoint, eat another two Aspirin and chew two more Rolaids. Continue your water consumption routine; DO NOT DEVIATE for any reason. By now you should be producing clear urine, with nearly no color... every 15-30 minutes. The more you pee, the better your chances of passing are.

6. 
   B2

   One hour before the test. Now that your bloated, uncomfortable and genuinely nervous... it's time to add some color to your clear urine. Grab your vitamin B2 and take four times the recommended dosage. If the bottle you bought says time-release anywhere on it, crush the pills and take them that way. This will add color to your urine. Probably 95% of all overseers will check the color, if it's too clear they will make you re-take the test on the basis of producing a diluted specimen. Do not skip this step, unless of course you'd like to be violated over and over again.

7. 
   Oink.

   You should now be voiding yellow urine that's diluted enough to pass the 50 ng/mL cutoff limit for THC. Try to time it appropriately, your probably safe for around 2 more voids, as long as you continue to drink your water. Now is the time to take your home practice test, just continue to drink water and urinate up until the actual drug test. Good luck!

Tips & Warnings

• If you read this article in time, you start an exercise routine. It will help burn fat, and lower your THC levels.
• If you do exercise, remember to quit the week of your test. This week is for building new, clean fat cells over your THC saturated ones.
• If your reading this, and your test isn't supervised, then for goodness-sake go buy a synthetic urine sample and follow the directions.
• Give your sample mid-stream, begin to pee in the toilet then switch to the cup, and then finish in the toilet.
• Make sure to give just enough urine, the less you can get away with the better off your are.
• Over-dosing on water, believe it or not, is entirely possible and quite common. Be careful, don't over-do it. Eight ounces every 15 minutes, or one liter per hour is safe.
• If you fail your drug test, raise hell. Don't be timid and shy, act like there is no possible way you could have failed. Standard drug test are no where near perfect.
• Once you get to the testing location, try to remain calm and always agree to a drug test as if the invasion of privacy doesn't both you.
• If your test is for a court-ordered probation meeting, then it's highly recommended that you buy a pre-test. The $10.00 test will ease your mind, and let you know where you stand.

[pureheart]

on 10/16/2008 After searching like mad, I finally can across your "how to". Thanks for the info! It is going to really make a differance in someones life.