Things You'll Need:
- Jazz records
- Record player
- Dance floor
- Gin
- Fellows in suits
- Girls in loose dresses (boas optional)
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Step 1
Get a group of friends and find a suitable venue. A suitable place is one where drinking, spilling, falling, shouting, dancing and other loud and obnoxious behaviors are not just allowed but encouraged.
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Step 2
Set up a stereo, if your local live swing band is booked, and scour record stores. Anything Basie or Ellington, Hines or Armstrong, Whiteman or Beiderbecke is a staple; there are scores of others just as good if not better to extend the playlist. For it to be a genuine 1920s party, good big-band or swing jazz music is essential.
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Step 3
Round up the gents in fine suits and all the pretty girls you can find. Pass round the gin, bathtub optional.
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Step 4
Wax the dance floor and put on your shoes. If you're not sweating trying to do the Charleston, you lose.
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Step 5
If you've been dancing/drinking right, your party will either fizzle out as folks collapse from exhaustion and intoxication, or get very weird on the nostalgic sexual vibes and the gin. Good luck.












