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Step 1
Flip food in a pan so that it sticketh to the ceiling or the face of thine friend.
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Step 2
Do not panic when thy baked turkey yelpeth loudly and walketh away from thy dinner table.
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Step 3
Consume beverages in one swig and at maximum gulping volumne.
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Step 4
Look skyward and cackle loudly when preparing eggs.
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Step 5
Stab or maim any sandwich that attempteth to bite thee.
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Step 6
Mistake a friend's arm for luncheon meat and spread mustard on it accordingly.
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Step 7
Mistakenly substitute a pot holder for pancakes in all recipes.
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Step 8
Continue to add strength to thy mixed drinks until fireworks and smoke billow forth from thy goblet.
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Step 9
Discard all stuffings from inside bananas, crabs and lobsters, for they are verboten.
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Step 10
Pile sandwiches so high that they reacheth unto Heaven.









