How to Cook Using the 10 Commandments of the Three Stooges

Learning to cook like the Three Stooges can be a difficult task without the 10 Commandments of Stooge Cooking. Once you have mastered these, you will be ready to cook like a real Stooge. The only other ingredient you will need is a love for the Three Stooges including Schemp and CurlyJoe.

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

1. Flip food in a pan so that it sticketh to the ceiling or the face of thine friend.

2. Do not panic when thy baked turkey yelpeth loudly and walketh away from thy dinner table.

3. Consume beverages in one swig and at maximum gulping volumne.

4. Look skyward and cackle loudly when preparing eggs.

5. Stab or maim any sandwich that attempteth to bite thee.

6. Mistake a friend's arm for luncheon meat and spread mustard on it accordingly.

7. Mistakenly substitute a pot holder for pancakes in all recipes.

8. Continue to add strength to thy mixed drinks until fireworks and smoke billow forth from thy goblet.

9. Discard all stuffings from inside bananas, crabs and lobsters, for they are verboten.

10. Pile sandwiches so high that they reacheth unto Heaven.