Things You'll Need:
- Computer with Internet Connection
- Kingdom of Loathing account
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Step 1
Decide if you like the game enough to donate. Donating $10 will get you a Mr. Accessory which can easily be sold in-game for well upwards of 4,000,000 meat. However, it can also be traded for rare limited-edition items of great utility, so even if you donate, you may be better off saving your Mr. A and using the rest of this guide.
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Step 2
Level up a bit. The higher level zones present a greater opportunity for meat-making, so unless you need meat to advance, try advancing first.
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Step 3
Sell. Many items can be sold in the mall or flea market for a good price in meat. The spice you have little use for can fetch thousands of meat. If an item appears many times in the mall at minimum price, it is probably not in demand, but can still be autosold for some meat.
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Step 4
Equip yourself well. Many items in the game increase your meat-finding capabilities, from the lucky rabbit's foot you get from finding the White Citadel, to a funhouse Box you can hold off-hand.
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Step 5
Skills are handy. Passive skills like Panhandling or Nimble Fingers will help, but even if you have no skills, you can get someone to cast Polka of Plenty on you for a quick boost.
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Step 6
Know your zones. Early in the game, levelling is best. Then the treasury should tide you over until the Bedroom if you don't mind occasionally getting beaten up. Most end-game meatfarming happens in the Castle.
