How to French Kiss Without Biting

The throngs of ecstasy can quickly turn into the pains of a bleeding lip if your kissing style stinks. It’s not difficult to French kiss without biting unless you happen to have tusks or massive buck teeth, but it does take a fine balance between concentration and passion. Here’s how.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

1. Make sure the person you’re about to French kiss wants to be French kissed or you may get slapped in the face.
2. Move slowly towards the person’s face, with your lips pouted and slightly parted in that sexy, Bardot way.
3. Connect lips softly, as if pillows are being nicely nestled together.
4. Keeping your lips as a relaxed barrier over your teeth, slowly and softly stick out your tongue.
5. Let your tongues connect and dance, making sure your lips cushion any clash of teeth.

Tips & Warnings

• Tongues don’t have to twirl at 500 mph. Slow motion French kissing can be much more sensual.
• Don’t be abrupt. Nothing is as gross as someone harshly prodding their tongue towards your tonsils.
• Don’t try to turn a sweet shut-lipped kiss into a French kiss unless you’re sure the other person feels the same way.
• Don’t drool.
• Don’t leave your eyes open. That’s creepy.