How to Live in the realm of President Bush

By MICHAEL SIMMERS

Please don,t forget New Orleans, Like somebody else we know. Please don,t forget New Orleans, Like somebody else we know.

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A mere peasants' day to day existence dealing with the crap being laid around by our current Dope of a leader, Little Bushy.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

  • A hole in the Ground
  • No pride necessary
  • The ability to hold ones breath for 8 years
  • Some very good pychotropic Pharmaceuticals

Step1
Do you still have your shovel handy? Its all most time to unbury ones self.
Step2
Don't forget to be afraid, VERY AFRAID. Its for your country ,by God.
Step3
What happened to that crazy press release about we the people going to Mars, am i the only one who remembers this. Not that i think at this point we should be wasting money, BUT some times we should just follow threw on some things.;)
Step4
Duct Tape. If your starting to seep a little of that hot air ,you can always use a high quality ,NASA engineered, duct tape. Only a few more months to go.
Step5
IS IT OVER YET?

Tips & Warnings

  • When holding ones breath for 8 years, its much easier to do so as a Senator.
  • All young journalist about to enter the work force, Just so you know, FOX news isn't really Telling the world about News.
  • Watch out for the monkey in the trees, and go to church so that you may teach your children Creationism. No child left behind, Right!

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ptgroove said

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on 3/24/2008 just wanted to spool you up. worked pretty well. Have a nice day sucka

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on 3/22/2008 And another God dam thing,you made some gay comment about how your doing your house,your family,your travel. When we speak of polotics in general we are speaking of the --cking group you selfish prick. We are all glad that you are doing well,but if you look around you,not in your living room you idiot but your community,city,county,state,country, you might notice one or two things about how over 900000 homes are in forclosure,or how the dollar values up against the euro,or how your income,thats right yours,is worth less then your fathers was 30 years ago with inflation calculated in.wake up!

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on 3/22/2008 Looks like i touched a nerve there about the church thing ,a buddy?And as far as sticking my head in the sand i was speaking to my party leaders who sat idle while our constitutional rights were stepped on,on a daily bases. I guess engineers are smart ,just not to deep.Try thinking from the other side of your brain next time before opening that mouth of yours, JACK ASS!

ptgroove said

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on 3/21/2008 First of all, I never said anything about bush. Bad president? Sure. Republican parents? Have no idea. Worked my entire life. As an engineer to be exact. 40 now. Conservative? No, independant. May even vote for Hillary if she gets the nod. My original point was that liberals (you) stick your head in the sand when things are hard or you dont like the president. Wow, you really are an idiot. Current state. I have a nice income, a nice house, nice family, travel anywhere I want, surf, play golf, whatever I feel like. So the current state of MY life is fine. Get a clue loser.

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on 3/16/2008 Now heres a guy,that when you throw him the football ,he runs with it.Does this describe you?I dont know to many conservatives that would continue to waste there time by sending dumb comments all day,and if you think bush is so great to begin with,why dont you check out the state of affairs around you,oh let me guess your republican parents are paying for your tuition currently and you never really a had job,besides raking the leaves at the church on the weekends.Was all that special time with the priest good for you?Poser!

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