How to Live with a Vomiting Cat

Cats are worshiped and feared in many cultures. They're mysterious and moody, quicker than thought, always land on their feet and are said to have nine lives. Also, as carnivores designed to hunt, they vomit quickly and without prolonged distress. But not all cats are furry little commandos. Many have delicate digestion and, through illness, or advanced age can't always hold their food down. It's annoying, disgusting and messy, but there are ways to cope.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderate

BASIC SANITATION

1. Be aware of the cat's favorite spots in your home. Cats are creatures of habit and like to hang out in the same place (such as a certain chair) or type of place (maybe sunlit carpet or under your desk while you work). If you anticipate cat vomit in places where it absolutely cannot be allowed, make those places inaccessible or uncomfortable.
2. Once you designate the spots where it would be okay for a cat to vomit, spread towels. This covering should be comfortable enough for the cat to seek it out, and thick enough to absorb a wet mess.
3. Check these designated spots frequently. Replace any soiled towels immediately, because the cat is less likely to find them appealing. The mess could soak through.
4. Make a point of keeping your house clean during this unsanitary state of affairs. Vacuum, sweep and wash your floors frequently. Regularly launder towels and other affected items.

PET CARE

5. Learn to identify the sound of a vomiting cat. Unlike humans, cats make more noise heaving than retching. It's a steady rhythm, a few beats of gulping, thumping or popping before everything comes up.
6. If you reach the cat before it vomits, adjust the towel if you think the affected area will need better coverage. Reposition the cat only as a last resort.
7. Gently stroke the cat on the head and upper back as it vomits. Say soothing words. Even antisocial cats are more likely to appreciate the love when their entire focus is on evacuating their stomach.
8. At some point after vomiting, the cat will be hungry, even if it's not the usual feeding time. Consult a veterinarian about how soon your cat should be allowed to eat again.

Tips & Warnings

• Cats vomit for many reasons, including hairballs, parasites, food allergies and overeating. If it happens frequently, seek a veterinary diagnosis. The vet might be able to control the problem by prescribing medication and dietary or environmental changes.
• Be prepared to make some sacrifices as you would for a family member with a health problem. Try not to restrict the cat's access to every single place that makes it happy.
• Don't put a vomiting cat outside. It's cruel to eject someone at the height of their misery and vulnerability. Wouldn't you hate it if someone did that to you?
• Don't hold a grudge against a cat that vomits frequently. This isn't personal. It can't understand or control its condition. As for whether or not you can live with a sick pet, that's another decision entirely.