How to throw a good party!

Wondering how to throw a party people on the next planet will be talking about? Well i don't know how to do that, but this party will be pretty damm good :).

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• A large area - outside, inside, a house, an abandoned factory, anywheree.
• People!!!
• Alcohol, alcohol and more alcohol
• MUSIC!
• Extras such as glowsticks, food and dancing robots may also be needed.

1. Once you have your large space to have the party, invite people!
   Choose a day and time and write them on bits of paper and throw them over people as they walk by.
2. Buy loadssssssss of drink, a big variety is best.
   However, this would cost quite a bit, so try and get other people to buy it instead.
   When you have it put it out all neatly on a table, or if your party is in a house, fill the bath with cold water and ice and chuck it in there.
3. When people start to arrive turn up the tunes to full and get everyone dancing.
   Turn off the lights and drink drink drinkkk.
4. If you fancy, get a massive order of pizzas. Don't pay yourself though, waaay too much.
   Then, get everyone back on the drink.

Tips & Warnings

• Glowsticks are very amusing after a bit to drink, buy some.
• Make sure the music you play is GOOD! and make sure people can dance to it
• Make sure the place you have the party is not being used at the time you want to use it!
• Be sure to have someone who is old enough to buy alcohol. Or someone who has a fake ID.
• Don't even try driving after one of these partys, the whole idea of the place being big is that everyone just stays there all night.
• If it is in your house expect to find many sick people the next day.
• Therefore, if it is in your house, you may not have as much fun. Have it somewhere else.