How to survive the Ritz Carlton

If you have ever heard of the Ritz Carlton, it is sure to point to be very expensive and exclusive...This is a guide on how to visiting it inexpensely...

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Challenging

Things You’ll Need:

• a pretty purse
• formal clothing
• your Confidence
• something to do such as writing in a journal

1. How to fit in a the Ritz Carlton...Your clothing. You could dress fancy in one of the dressiest dresses you own or you could go in a new casual outfit that is remotely in style. I have learned that the rich tend to dress blasse because they have nothing to prove to anyone, they're rich.
2. Where to go...I first reccommend going to the Dining Hall and keep it simple, order a cup of coffee (in which they have to refill and keep a constant stream of attention on you) and also have a basket of fresh baked breads that tend to come as complimentary, free of charge....
3. what to do...I, first hand, enjoy going to extremely fancy environment environments to see how it affects my writing...so I bring a journal as my "something to do"...
4. Make a Friend. It is always nice to have a friend that you can talk to, even once in a while....I made friends with the little shop worker that sold candy bars & cigarettes while my main friend was my waitress....
5. Entertertainment...There is a perk to visiting the Ritz and that is piano playing and dancing in the entrance....You can choose to move to that room and be seated on upscale couches and living room furniture and have a grande view of a full bar...It is always nice to visit at night....

Tips & Warnings

• Bring a little cash for back up...