How to Impress Women at a Local Club

A great way to pick up women is to have money, power and fame. For those of you who have none of these things, you can pick up women by finding your favorite club and owning it, or acting as though you own it. This will also be helped by a few tips of the trade.

Difficulty: Moderately Challenging

Instructions

1. Get to know the bouncer. Each time you go to the club, introduce yourself to the bouncer, and take the time to have a conversation with him. This will get you on your way to being able to walk up, shake his hand, and go right into the club.

2. Befriend the bartender. Let him or her know that you will be attending the club Give him an extra tip when you tell him your favorite drink, and you are on your way to having your drink ready each time you walk in. This is very impressive to the ladies.

3. Meet the owner of your favorite club. Though you wish to act like you own your favorite club, the next best thing to actually owning it is being friends with the owner. Owners will notice the guy who spends a lot of money, and he will ensure that his party is taken care of.

4. Talk to everyone you come across. The popular guys, who are genuinely nice to those around them, will pick up more ladies. Never be caught being rude to any staff member or random people in the club.

5. Be strong, and exude confidence. Any pick up line is only as good as its deliverer. A terrible line will win a girl over if it is delivered in a strong and confident manner.