Difficulty: Moderately Easy
Things You’ll Need:
- A good sense of humor
- Ability to listen, REALLY listen
- Ability to change
Step1
Yes ladies we need a man to see us for the fine "car" that we are. Therefore he will, in theory, make sure we are properly maintained. The right man will see the new model car as being made of plastic (the girls may melt) , cheap paint job ("blond" - for how long..until the rubber hits the road) and clearly the belts, screws are way, way too lose (you know what I mean!).
Not that I am all that keen on comparing myself to a car but after all those guys do love their cars, motorcycles, boats, computers, etc. Men, as you may have noticed, know a lot about the inner workings of cars. Clearly that have great potential to "learn" women.
Step2
Lets see:
When a woman has steam coming out of ears, yelling, etc that is like the radiator blowing up. She clearly needs loving attention. Let her cool off and vent. Fix what you have done wrong.
Step3
When a women stops doing anything and essentially shuts down. That is like a belt breaking and again she needs loving attention. Take her to a nice place and ask her what is wrong. Fix what you have done wrong.
Step4
When the women can hardly get around due to sore feet and poorly fitting shoes, this is like a flat tire. She clearly needs a pedicure and new shoes. Give her the gold card and send her on her way. NO PATCHING ALLOWED!
Step5
We classic "cars" get more beautiful with age and proper maintenance (loving attention). We gleam on those Sunday drives in our Golden years instead of looking like a trashy bucket of long worn out bolts.
Women are golden
Novice 
