How to Audition for American Idol without Looking Like an Idiot

Thousands of people wait for hours in hopes of getting their 10 seconds of fame on American Idol. Millions of viewers tune in to Fox at the start of each season of American Idol to get a look at the talented and the train wrecks. If you decide to test your talent on American Idol here area few ways to get through the audition without looking like an idiot.

Difficulty: Moderate

Instructions

1. Get some wardrobe assistance. Yes, standing out is a good thing when competing with thousands, but it’s important to stand out in a good way. Forget the gold sequined jacket or the fuchsia fedora. Stick with current styles that have a flattering fit.

2. Curb your enthusiasm. Yes, it’s a thrilling and exciting experience, but jumping on tables, rolling on the floor or screaming like a howler monkey isn’t a good way to keep a cool persona.

3. Hold off on the dance moves. Every season seems to have an audition where the person decides to bust out dance moves to add to their performance. But inevitably the person’s dance skills are limited and they end up becoming the butt of a joke.

4. Don’t be bitter. Simon says no. Randy says no. Even Paula says no. Thank them for their time and leave. Throwing a fit and crying to the cameras will only make you look like an idiot.