How to kill ants with a magnifying glass

keep in mind if the world is attacked by giant car-sized ants, you'll need a bigger magnifying glass. otherwise , regular 3 inch is enough.

Difficulty: Moderately Challenging

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• magnifying glass
• ants

1. wait for sunny day. Position yourself so sun is over head over and behind you.

2. position glass so sun hits at 90 degree angle about 4 to 8 inches from ground.

3. note focused light - like a tiny spot light on the ground. move glass closer and farther from the ground tilthat light becomes a small ROUND light "spot". Now test on an old sheet (dark color will be much easier on eyes). Hold tiny spot until you see smoke. practice moving the spot around on the sheet keeping the spot exactly the same size. now you are ready for ants

4. Pick an ant out inthe open, away from escape holes, places to hide and explosives. follow ant with beam til ant smolders, you got him. Now you are ready to protect the world from giant mutant killer ants...as soon as you get the giant magnifying glass.

Tips & Warnings

• mashed up ants mixed with water make excellent lemon ade -like drink.
• dont let the ants know where you live- they will take revenge.