How to get fired from your job.

We have all had jobs that we did not want, but did not quit. Here's what to do. Or at think about doing.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• Money in the bank so you will not go broke when you get fired.

1. Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
2. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
3. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
4. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
5. Insist that your email address begins with 'xena-warrior-princess' or 'elvis-the-king'.
6. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
7. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
8. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

Tips & Warnings

• Do not do steps and not be prepared to be fired.
• WARNING, YOU MAY NOT GET A UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK.