How to act like a black person!

There are many nerdy people out there who wanna be "DOWN" or "COOL" like black people and other minorities with cool qualities. Here's how to get u there.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Challenging

Things You’ll Need:

• ATTITUDE
• willingness and drive

1. To act like a black person you must first understand where they're coming from and what they've been through. From 400 years of oppression and slavery and being denied land after they were set free, they have a determination to strive for something. If they can't achieve it from the normal way. they create and innovate. They have the mentality as "If i cant shop at your store...i'll build my own." or "If i cant play in your sport...i'll create my own sport." Blacks are very athletic,musical people and very creative individuals. Some still carry the attitude from 100's of years of slavery which makes them want to dominate all that America tries to deny them...especially sports.
2. 1.You must first develop the attitude.-
   Black people are always on guard.
   
   They tend to analyze what you say to see how full of crap you are. They seldom back down from a confrontation when they know they are right. They can argue for hours...especially black women. They must always prove there point, even if there's not one.
3. 2. Black people demand respect.-
   
   They will enter a gang infested territory and demand that you treat them as individuals because if you disrespect them the consequences may be severe. They will go through hell for you but don't ever back stab them. They seldom forgive...but never forgets.
4. 3. Black people are very creative and musical.-
   
   They can adapt to any style of music as long as it means something or have a nice beat. From Country to
   contemporary.
5. 4.Black people can adapt and are survivors.-
   
   No matter what you do to a black person you can never hold them down forever. Hurricanes come, they rebuild. Tornadoes come, they rebuild. They believe that where ever they are is home for that moment. They make there selves comfortable in any environment from Beverly Hills to back alleys of what you would call..the ghetto.
6. 5. Black people are very loving and neighborly-
   
   You wonder why you see a lot of white people at black cook outs and get-togethers? Because black people don't show prejudice to other races. They welcome you with open arms in their family as long as you don't come with a snobby fake attitude. But trust me, some will test you. To be in that circle you better come prepared to prove you belong with them. Be yourself and it will show that you're real. Whites are more comfortable in a black home than blacks are in a white home. Weird isn't it.
7. 6. Black people curse alot-
   
   Some black people drop the f-bomb like it's part of the english grammar. F this and M.F that. They are the only ones who can use the "****" word with 5 different meaning. example-
   "I WANNA ****!" "**** THIS JOB!" "THAT'S ALL ****ED UP!" "****,i'm tired!" "I SEE YOU SCAMMING,YOU ARE FULL OF ****ERY!" They are very ingenious people. LOL
8. 7. Black people want the now- They seldom save for later. They believe in getting the material things and stocks and bonds now. They will do whatever necessary to get it. By all Means.
9. 8. Black people seldom hold things dear or sacred- If you think a black person is going to work for you for minimum wage forever, think again. Black people will tell you in a minute,"**** this Job!" If there is no chance for advancement they are gone. But if they get to show their skills and you pay them well they are loyal to you even if theres no other raise for 3 years. But don't take advantage. If you come in there home and accidentally break a $10,000 vase no big problem they'll just replace it with a better one. But others would scream and rant. Blacks keep it cool for it's only material.
10. 9. Black people have THE WALK- You can tell by a person walk if they are cool or not. Blacks have that smooth swagger to them. Hard to point it out but you can feel it. Their whole demeanor is just...cool.
    
    WATCH BILL CLINTON HE HAS THAT BLACK PERSON SWAGGER.
11. So if you can master these attitudes and characteristics then you too can have soul or act like a black person.

Tips & Warnings

• It's best to just be yourself.
• Love your race and if anything try to better yourself at being what u are.
• You can act black all you want but just don't slip that tongue.