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How to Beat a Joke Into the Ground

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By KeithS
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If a joke is funny once, then why can’t it be funny twice? Or three times? Or more? You may have an answer to this question, but if you do, just keep it to yourself while you read this article.

Difficulty: Easy
Instructions

Things You'll Need:

  • A funny joke
  1. Step 1

    Tell your joke. The joke should be one that gets a laugh, or at least one that you find amusing. Do what you have to do to wring a laugh from that joke. Be merciless in your telling of the joke. Make a funny face, do a silly voice, slap that joke around--do whatever it takes to squeeze every laugh you can out of that miserable little joke.

  2. Step 2

    Tell your joke again, changing it slightly so that on the surface it appears to be a new joke. Even the slightest pressure applied to that pathetic joke of a joke, however, will force it to reveal that it is, in fact, really the same joke in new clothes.

  3. Step 3

    Keep on the lookout for another opportunity to bring your joke up again in an ever-so-slightly altered manner, perhaps after a little time has passed and your audience has been lulled into a false sense of security, and then--bam!--that joke’s back!

  4. Step 4

    Wait until your audience has forgiven you for the previous appearances of your joke--or at least make sure you have a quick escape route available if necessary. Tell your joke again, that stinking, no good joke that long ago overstayed its welcome! At least it can still make you laugh!

  5. Step 5

    Realize that you get where this article is going and that there is nothing more to learn here.

Tips & Warnings
  • Try writing a second joke.
  • Some people get really annoyed with “comedians” beating a joke into the ground. Proceed cautiously.

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