How to End a Fight With One Blow

Violence isn’t very funny. In fact, it can be evil. Still, it’s a fact of life. As Mickey Knox says in "Natural Born Killers," “All animals do it.” When he says it in the movie he's actually an enlightened dude. Though most people will do most anything to avoid a fight, sometimes they're unavoidable. So, if you’re in a sticky situation, here are a few tips to end a fight quickly.

Difficulty: Challenging

Instructions

1. Gouge the eyes. The best method to accomplish this is to apply an overhand grip on your attackers skull and press your thumbs into their eye sockets.

2. Break the clavicle (collarbone). This can be achieved by sticking your four fingers on the fleshy part of the neck directly behind the clavicle. Make a grip around the bone and pull down. This is a typical technique used by the Marines Corps when they're forced to engage in hand-to-hand combat.

3. If these methods fail, you can always fall back on old faithful. Go for the groin. This may be more effective when fighting a man rather than the more dangerous gender of the species.

[datdude1988]

on 9/5/2008 Nah punch that vagina.

It works. Lol.