Is your inner critic telling you to give it up? Are you convinced that your last creative idea was years ago, if ever? It's time to duct tape your inner editor. Read on to learn how to keep your creative momentum.
An imaginary chair, the most uncomfortable one you can picture
The deepest recesses of your mind
Motivational music
Core ball
Yoga mat
Hand weights
Therapy bands
Duct Tape Your Inner Editor
Step1
A good hard folding chair...
Picture the most uncomfortable chair you can find. Now seat your inner editor on it. Ignore his ranting. Just use the ear plugs.
Step2
Use your favorite color...
Get out your first roll of pink duct tape. Beginning at his shoulders, tape him firmly to the chair. Wrap until you run out of tape, going downward toward his elbows so that his arms are against his sides.
Step3
Repeat step one for his legs. Don't worry about circulation: your inner editor is a figment of your imagination. You can't do him any permanent damage.
Step4
Don't forget to place a nice size of duct tape over his mouth. Inner editors are experts at the use of voice to get their way. That's where the ear plugs come in. Place them in your ears, and hum any silly children's song you can remember. It drives him crazy.
Step5
Into the closet...
Now shove your inner editor into a closet in the deepest recesses of your mind and slam the door shut. Grab your muse and get back to work. The inner critic is gone. Oh, and when you finish whatever project you are completing, it's OK to let him back out to help with the editing process.
Shake It Up
Step1
Core balls make excellent computer chairs.
Replace your computer chair with a core exercise ball. Having to keep your balance will have you moving around constantly, which will help relieve muscle tension and keep your booty from going numb sitting in that chair for hours.
Step2
Make a mix tape or load your iPod with motivational music. Begin with slow songs, then medium speed, fast, then slow again for a cool down.
Step3
Begin with a yoga stretch for a warm up. Namaste Yoga from FitTV is an option, but do whatever makes you feel like you've had a relaxing stretch.
Step4
Do a complete core workout. Add in therapy bands and hand weights for extra resistance. Spark People has a great list of exercises you can use. Otherwise, any dollar store usually has DVD's you can follow.
Tips & Warnings
Duct tape your inner editor to release your creative flow.
It's OK to let him out when you finish your latest work, to help with the editing process.
Don't worry about circulation. Your inner editor is a figment of your imagination.
on 2/14/2008
Wow, haha... never thought about doing that before. Thank you for a funny/inspiring break. Even if I didn't go complete the exercise, just thinking about that mouthy critic guy all taped up has made me feel better!
on 2/13/2008
Just what I needed to hear!And I laughed and laughed. Thank you. And I'm a Spark People person, too, though I've overwhelmed myself and haven't visited much lately. Kudos to you. You rock. I have to ask you sometime how to get two sets of steps into one article. I could have used that in at least one of my articles. Thank you once again for a right-on tutorial.
Comments
LilacGirl said
on 6/4/2008 Funny, but so true! Thanks for the laugh and for the kick start! 5 stars
RhiannonAidan said
on 2/14/2008 Wow, haha... never thought about doing that before. Thank you for a funny/inspiring break. Even if I didn't go complete the exercise, just thinking about that mouthy critic guy all taped up has made me feel better!
ursaminor said
on 2/13/2008 Just what I needed to hear!And I laughed and laughed. Thank you. And I'm a Spark People person, too, though I've overwhelmed myself and haven't visited much lately. Kudos to you. You rock. I have to ask you sometime how to get two sets of steps into one article. I could have used that in at least one of my articles. Thank you once again for a right-on tutorial.