How to Check Out Someone’s Ass

Man or woman, we’re all merely human and we love to see a nice ass now and then, but when you see that nice booty, are you capable of enjoying it without making a total fool of yourself? There are right ways and wrong ways to check out someone’s ass. If you do it the wrong way you will most likely never get anywhere near it. If you do it right, you might very well get lucky. Here are some steps to ensure you know how to check out someone’s ass appropriately!

Difficulty: Moderate

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• Self control
• Covert observation skills
• Dark glasses

1. When you see him walking your way don’t turn around and stare at his keister. You may turn around and glance at it, but don’t stop and stare.

2. This step works for a man, but not necessarily a woman. If you like her ass you can take advantage of the opportunity by being a gentleman. Hold the door for her so she will walk in front of you. Allow her to walk up the stairs before you, giving yourself plenty of time to watch her booty as she makes her way up the steps. Be careful she doesn’t turn and see you staring. However, if she does, make eye contact, smile sweetly and then glance away.

3. If he is going in the same direction but isn’t far enough ahead to give you a nice view, stop to briefly say hello to someone or tie your shoe, allowing him to get a few paces ahead.

4. Wear dark glasses. You can take in the view all day long and no one will be the wiser.

5. If she is in view but your attention is being requested, very carefully take a step or two in the direction needed to gain a good observation point and still maintain the conversation. The person you are talking to will most likely move a few steps as well in order to continue the discussion, and this only gives you more cover.

6. Take appreciative glances rather than staring, especially if you are with someone who might get upset.

7. The number one rule: Never leer, as this is a major turn-off for most women. Remember, there is a difference between appreciating a nice ass and ogling one.

Tips & Warnings

• If by chance you get caught by the owner of the nice ass you’re admiring, just look him in the eye, smile, then look away. This is acceptable, and even flattering to most people, and you will be able to tell if the one you’re admiring is interested by their reaction.
• If you want to have a tight ass that gets checked out, try the How To exercises.
• If you are with your partner or spouse, control yourself and try not to be obvious. Being obvious is the best way to get yourself in major trouble, not to mention if you are a stranger it is a major turn-off to most women.

Resources

• Buttocks exercises
• Better Buttocks

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on 5/24/2009 I saw the title and i just had to read. 5*