How to Convince Your Wife To Let You Throw a Super Bowl Party

Hosting a Super Bowl party can be great fun. Your wife, however, may not be crazy about the idea. Here is how you can convince your wife to let you throw a Super Bowl party.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

1. Make compromises with your wife regarding the Super Bowl party. For example, if your wife is concerned about you spending too much money on the Super Bowl party, be willing to make food instead of order out. These small concessions will be worth it come Super Bowl Sunday.
2. Don’t invite people to the party that your wife dislikes. Even if this person is one of your friends, it will make your Super Bowl party an even more enjoyable event if that person isn’t there.
3. If your wife doesn’t enjoy football, have her invite some of her friends to the party. It’s not fair for your wife to be bored and miserable in her own home due to a Super Bowl party. With her friends at the party, she’ll have some people to talk with during the game.
4. Involve your wife in the actual planning of your Super Bowl party. Have her pick out an activity that everybody can do either before the game or during halftime. Make your Super Bowl party about both you and your wife instead of just your interests.
5. Be willing to watch all of the stupid pre-game activities instead of other sports programming during the day. You may not care about the “red carpet” at the Super Bowl but your wife and her friends may. If your wife is going to put up with a group of screaming individuals for roughly four hours, the least you can do is watch a four-minute pop song two hours before kickoff.
6. Do all of the dirty work. Since it’s your Super Bowl party, you should be the person rearranging the furniture and cleaning up after everybody leaves. Your wife won’t mind the party if she doesn’t have to do any of these chores.