How to eat your own hand- with ease!

Many people wonder how anyone, even someone freezing to death a Himalayan snowstorm, could ever eat their own hand. Well, as it turns out it can be quite easy.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• a handless wrist, A flight that crash lands in some snowy mountain top and a surgeon...or a pastry chef - which ever is "handy".

1. Get your hand removed.
   
   Lets face it, flying is dangerous. YOu could wind up freezing on a mountain top with no food in miles besides your own hand. Its best to be prepared- have your hand removed preflight. But here's the key....
2. Some people replace a lost hand with a handy calculator, but trust me, my solution is tastier! Instead of replacing your hand with something practical like a hook, a squeegee or a credit card, replace it instead with a chocolate chip cookie. Its more financially prudent.. and yummy!
3. ok, remember, that cookie is for EMERGENCY CRASH LANDINGS ONLY!!! No! NO NOOO! Ok, how many bites did you just take? Well no more Cookie-hand for you! ...At least not until the snowy mountain-top crash landing! So wait til the REAL emergency, then go ahead and sink your teeth into that moist chewy, chocolaty hunk of deliciousness! Hey! stop eating it! This is not an emergency! Hey you, come back! wait! listen! Do the prudent and reasonable thing.....
   Oh well, I tried.
   Anyway, that's how to eat your own hand.

Tips & Warnings

• When stranded in the snow storm...Warm your cookie-hand in a pocket or something until its soft enough to bite in.
• If you bake your own cookie-hand use whole wheat flour and raw oats and honey- good nutrition is very important!
• this method not recommended for diabetics.