How to Take Your Pet Rock to School

One of the things that pet rocks look forward to is going to school with their owners. Whether you are taking your pet rock to school for show and tell, or if your pet rock will just sit in your locker, these tips can help make the experience more memorable for both of you.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

1. Have a talk with your pet rock. Let him know whether this will be a one-time visit to your school, or if he will be allowed to go every day.
2. Tell your pet rock the rules. Let him know that he is not allowed to chew gum, run in the halls or talk back to the teachers. Be sure to tell your pet rock how important it is that he can't talk during class. If he does, he may be forced to run extra laps in the gym or go to suspension.
3. You should clue your pet rock in on who is who at your school. Tell him who to avoid if he doesn’t want to get flung across the parking lot or abused in swim class. Bullies love to take pet rocks from their owners and see how many times they can skip them over the swimming pool water.
4. After you have prepared your pet rock for school, find something to carry him in for the big day. You don’t want to just toss your pal into your backpack. It’s not fun being crammed in between a sweaty pair of gym shorts and a biology book. Good choices for transporting your pet rock are change purses, small boxes or if he is small enough, your pocket.
5. Once you are at school, introduce your pet rock to all your friends and that cute girl you have wanted to impress. It’s remarkable how pets can bridge the gap between the opposite sexes.
6. Once you take your pet rock to school, train him to help with your homework.