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How to Hide Man Boobs With Clothing

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By eHow Contributing Writer
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The only thing more embarrassing than having man boobs is knowing that everyone else is staring at your jugs when you walk down the hall. Being a B cup isn't the end of the world, as long as you know how to keep your globes hidden. With a little bit of planning, no one ever has to know your dirty little secret.

Difficulty: Moderate
Instructions
  1. Step 1

    Wear a bro. Bras are designed to keep a woman's breasts from bouncing up and down with reckless abandon. You, however, can't get away with wearing frilly pink lace, so you have to be more creative. A woman's sports bra worn under an undershirt will keep your man boobs in line. You can also check the sports store for tank tops with built-in shelf bras for hidden support. If anyone asks, you're buying it for your wife.

  2. Step 2

    Go back in black. Dark colors make you appear thinner everywhere. Shirts with patterns may also give the illusion of a flat chest.

  3. Step 3

    Think thick when choosing fabrics. Thin shirts and a cool breeze equal disaster for someone with man boobs. To avoid getting "nipple wood," look for thick-woven cottons like that of polo shirts.

  4. Step 4

    Make sure everything fits. Tight shirts aren't cool. They accentuate every curve and highlight every flaw. Stick with relaxed-fit shirts that leave you with a bit of breathing room.

Tips & Warnings
  • While you're at it, get a size bigger pant, too, because the only thing worse than man boobs is butt cleavage.

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tinman92 said

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on 5/31/2009 An easy way to hide them is by wearing a flexible gauze around your chest very tight, suck in your belly and wear dark clothes, this sure hides the fact that i'm fat, i even got a date right after i started wearing this, it works so well because people think i lost weight, and it helps you lose weight

raytalbot said

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on 2/21/2009 Thanks for the great article! My son suffered from some pretty bad man boobs and we spent a lot of time and money figuring out how to help him first hide, then get rid of them once and for all. We've summarized the best solutions on a little web page, http://www.LoseTheManBoobsNow.com . (There's a whole section on special clothes to hid man boobs!)Best,Ray Talbot

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on 1/6/2009 I have a site dedicated to helping men lose their man boobs caused by being over weight you can check it out here.

http://www.manboobssolutions.com

I hope it helps.

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