How to Be Big Pimpin'

Big pimpin' is a term that is used to describe a man who has multiple women at his beck and call. He may have a girlfriend and a regular mistress, plus a few more on the side. If you want to be big pimpin', you have to understand the rules of the game and know how to attract the female sex. Then you just collect the phone numbers.

Instructions

1. Be discreet; never kiss and tell. When you decide to start big pimpin', it's easy to get caught up in the glamor of it and start telling your friends about all your sexual escapades. But refrain from telling all the juicy details, because it will only show others just what an amateur you are. Act cool, so no one will know your secret.

2. Keep a good appearance. You don't have to look like Brad Pitt, but keeping yourself well groomed is a good start. Stay up on the latest trends and wear a little bit of bling, like a nice watch or ring, to show everyone what a pimp you are.

3. String them along. When you're big pimpin' you don't get involved with anyone exclusively. You have to play the field and date several women at once. So if you find that someone is getting a little too attached and clingy, cut her off and find another girl. Life is too short to deal with emotional baggage.

4. Leave them begging for more. If you're good in bed, a woman is more likely to put up with you never calling and cheating around on her. So brush up on the Kama Sutra and don't be afraid to get a little freaky.