How to Date a Mormon Girl

So you like a Mormon girl, but aren't sure about asking her out. Relax, the fact is, Mormon girls are just like many teenage girls who like to go out to movies, dancing, and dinner or any other fun dating activity. Being aware of the dating standards of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints will make the date more enjoyable.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

1. Understand a Mormon girl's basic values. Mormon's are family oriented, and dedicated. Teenage Mormons go to seminary, usually early in the morning before school, and attend a youth group one night every week. The dating standards they adhere to are found in a pamphlet called "For the Strength of Youth" (see Resources below).
2. Know her age. Mormons don't date until they are sixteen years old. Even then, they tend to want to start out on group or double dates.
3. Be respectful. The quickest way to ruin a date with a Mormon girl is to talk inappropriately around her. That includes criticism of others as well as general foul language or jokes.
4. Take her to a clean environment. You'll score big points by realizing that she won't watch an R-rated movie or step inside a bar or go to a concert with a band that uses vulgar lyrics in their songs. Also, don't drink or smoke around her.
5. Be courteous to your date and her family. Go to her door to pick her up. Open doors for her. Bring her back home when you told her parents you would. Pay for the entire evening's activities.
6. Keep your intimate expectations low. Hand holding and a few kisses are as far as you'll get. Most mormon girls plan to stay chaste until marriage.