How to SPOT A RUB

THIS IS A GUIDE TO SPOTTING A RUB ! FIRST OFF YOU WILL LEARN WHAT AND, WHO IS REAL.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• YOUR EYES
• YOUR EARS

1. OK the first thing you will learn
   Not all BIKERS are the same.........OR EVEN BIKERS.....OR ARE THEY HMMM.
2. FIRST OFF HAVE YOU EVER BEEN PUMPNG GAS WHEN A GROUP OF BIKERS SHOWED UP TO FUEL?
   WELL OF COURSE BUT HOW MANY WERE REAL?
   WERE GONNA FIND OUT ! OK (NOW FOLLOW ME THIS IS WHERE IT GETS TRICKY......)
3. IF YOU HEARD CUSSIN THEN THEY ARE,IF YOU HEARD I NEED AIR THEN THEY ARE,IF YOU HEAR MY SHOVELS DRIPPIN.. AGAIN.,THEN THEY ARE,IF YOU HEAR "HOW MUCH CASH YALL GOT ? FOR BEER N GAS?"
   '**** MY TATTS BURNIN FROM THE GAS' THEN THEY ARE.

Tips & Warnings

• IF THERE RIDING NEW BIKES THEN THERE NOT.
• IF THERE LEATHERS ARE BRIGHTER AND GLISTIN IN THE SUN THERE NOT.
• THERE BOOTS ARE LACE UP AND BEAR THE LOGO( DOC MARTIN )LOL THERE NOT.
• THERE HELMETS ARE ON THERE HEADS ,AND NOT ON THE SISSY BAR THERE NOT.
• IF THEY LOG THERE MILLAGE FOR HOG THERE NOT.
• IF THEY ARE CONCERNED BECAUSE THEY SMELL OIL THERE NOT.
• IF THEY HAVE A I POD MOUNT THERE NOT.
• IF THEY ALL ARE AT STARBUCKS THERE NOT.
• IF THEY THINK A SHOVEL IS FOR THE GARDEN THERE NOT.
• IF THERE TIRES HAVE MORE ARMOR-ALL THAN YOURS THERE NOT.
• IF YOU HEAR,' "HEY THEY TAKE CITI BANK" WELL THERE NOT.
• I HOPE THIS HELPS ALL OF US RUDE,CRUDE TATTOOED,TRAMPS SPOT A RUB THEN GOOD.
• RUB=RICH URBAN BIKER.