How to RIDE A HARLEY AND STAY UP!

By BOB WILSON

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WHAT YA MIGHT LEARN! 1 HOW TO NOT FALL. 2 HOW TO AVOID DROPPING YOUR BIKE. 3 WAYS TO STAY ALIVE.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderate

Things You’ll Need:

  • BOOTS
  • PANTS
  • GLOVES
  • HELMET?
  • GLASSES
  • COOLNESS.

Step1
OK GET A BIKE ,NOW PLACE YOUR BIKE ON LEVEL GROUND. SO FAR SO GOOD!
CHECK ENTIRE BIKE,FOR ROAD WORTHYNESS,(IF ITS A HARLEY CHECK BOLTS N NUTS IF ITSA A JAP BIKE SET FIRE WALK AWAY).
NO LOOSE NUTS,BOLTS,CAPS,SEATS,KICK STAND SPRING STILL THERE?,GOOD.
Step2
NOW START YOUR BIKE.
LET IDLE LET IT WARM UP (ALLWAYS) THIS AINT A MINI BIKE OR 4 WHEELER!
NOW GET ON,GOOD!
NOW CHECK THROTTLE FOR ANY BINDING A FAST REV UP OF WICK (THROTTLE),GOOD.
NOW CHECK BRAKES ,YOU DO THIS BY LIFTING UP KICK STAND PRESS ON BRAKES AND TRY TO ROLL YOU STEED! (FOR THE YUPPIES HERE CHECK FRONT BRAKES TOO AND LOOK AT YOUR HAIR IN MIRROR).
YES YOU LOOK LIKE 1 BAD ASS DUDE WOW!
OK NOW ALL GOOD.
Step3
OK NOW PULL IN CLUTCH EASY ALL THE WAY YES NOW PUT IN FIRST GEAR DOWN 1,OK NOW TIGHTEN WICK (ROLL THROTTLE ),NOW LET OF CLUTCH AT SAME TIME MORE THROTTLE TILL IT MOVES IF IT JUMPS PULL IN CLUTCH AND LITTLE MORE WICK NOW! OK NOW GET MOVING ALLRIGHT CHECK BRAKES AGAIN BY TAPPING REAR WITH TOE, YES GOOD NOW SPEED UP NOW PULL IN CLUTCH PULL LEVER WITH TOE UP 1 PASSING NUETRAL YOUR IN SECOND NOW WHEW STILL ON ?
GREAT NOW SHIFT AGAIN ,STOP LOOKIN AROUND EVERY ONE SEES YOU .
NOW 3RD COOL NOW YOUR RIDIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#1
Step4
OK STOPPIN WELL IF YOUR ON A CHOPPER GOOD LUCK LOL.

Tips & Warnings

  • TO STOP DOWN SHIFT JUST LIKE UP SHIFT.
  • THEN APPLY A DRAG TO REAR WHEEL WHILE PULLIN BRAKE !LEVER.
  • OH NOW PUT YOU FOOT DOWN WHEN YA STOP.
  • STAY AWAY FROM HEAVY USE AREAS WHEN LEARNIN AND BE SAFE.
  • ALLWAYS LOOK AS FAR AHEAD OF YOU AS POSSIBLE.
  • WATCH BRAKE LIGHTS AND TURNS.
  • IF YOU WEAR A BLACK LEATHER VEST ,ITS THERE JOB TO KILL YOU! YOUR JOB IS TO STAY ALIVE.
  • OH AND WATCH OUT FOR THE RUBBS.
  • DONT DRINK AND RIDE.EVER AND NEVER RIDE ON ICE! I KNOW.
  • MORE COMMIN ON HOW TO SPOT pRETEND BIKERS!!!!!! FROM BREED.

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