How to How not to get killed by a werewolf

this will teach you how to stop a werewolf attack using language or force.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderate

Things You’ll Need:

• a brave heart
• language skills
• fighting ability
• luck

1. first of all we will learn how to comunnicate with a werewolf.
   a werewolf will usually only attack because you are in his territory or to protect his pack members from a perceived threat. so communication can be a good way of stopping a werewolf attack.
   most werewolves would be surprised to know you know their language anyway.
   another thing to remember is that body language is a big part of how werewolves communicate.
2. now for the words of the werewolf language you will be needing.
   
   One of the most important words is Ruk which means great or powerful. It also gives focus or importance to a word. It is almost never seen alone and is usually part of another word.
   
   Ik: (pronounced like it with a k sound insted of t) which means I or self.
   Baar: (pronounced bar) which means am, to be or is.
   Nokt: which means no. it also adds a negative meaning to something.
   Ruk’arot: (pronounced Ruk’are ot) This means threat or danger.
   
   If you put these words together you get I am no threat. This is one of the first things that should come out of your mouth when you encounter a werewolf.
   
   If you want to get on better terms with a werewolf a good way is to compare him to something powerful or great. However do not patronize him this will likely only make him angry.
   Gruk: meaning you. This in itself is a compliment really but more out of culture than choice of words there is a way to refer to another being without implying power. (which is Grr’u which is pronounced grew with an emphasis the r)
   Baar: see above
   Grrun (pronounced Grr run) meaning like.
   Ruk’Tre (pronounced Ruk’Tray) tree.
   Put these together and you have you are like a tree.
   Other words you could replace Ruk’Tre with are
   Ruk’Fre (pronounced Ruk’Fray) meaning fire.
   Ruk’Fru (pronounced Ruk’Froo) meaning water.
   Ruk’u (pronounced rukoo) meaning air.
   Ruk’Rok (pronounced just like rock) meaning rock.
3. if communication fails to work you will probably be forced to fight. running is pointless because of their speed but you might be able to kill them with enough skill luck and intellgince.
   your best bet is to go for the neck or stomach area, these are the really weak areas of a werewolf. of course silver works well and so does iron. when facing a werewolf look him in the eye and dont show fear this will make believe it or not instill fear in him because they would not expect a human to have so much bravery.

Tips & Warnings

• be genuine
• dont challenge a werewolf EVER.
• dont show fear.
• look them in the eyes.
• this is not meant as a guide for real life situations.
• any resemblance of my portayal of werewolves their language or anything else mentioned in this article is purely coincidental.