How to tell if a man is married

Oh he's married alright. All the signs are there but are you picking up on all of them. Be careful of the company you keep. He may be a married man.

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Instructions

1. If he's unavailable during late nights every night through the week, he's probably married. Most married men are home by night fall during the week, but can get out a little more on the weekend. Some will say they go to bed early because they have to be at work early. It's called game.

2. If he does call late night and he only talk for five minutes consistently, he's probably married. Again, most are at home but can sneak a five minute call- but not much more than that.

3. If you haven't met his Mom, his kids or family, he's probably married. Of course, if his kids are small and can't talk your chances are better. If his kids are age six and up, forget it.

4. If you've never been to his house, he's probably married. How could you possible go to a married man's house? His family is there, duh!!!

5. If his ring finger shows signs that a ring was once there but he doesn't have one on, he's married. Do the math. Signs of a ring, but no ring present. Ding, ding, ding....he's married.

6. If he doesn't allow you to kiss his neck for fear of a hickey, he's probably married. Men really don't like hickeys but they love to be kissed on the neck. If he shies away from this, beware.

7. If he never takes you anywhere around town, he's probably married. He wouldn't risk the chance of getting caught in town. He'd rather take you to a more secluded area.....not! He's hiding you from his wife.

8. If he provokes an argument out of the blue from time to time, he's probably married. This is his way of being able to cut communication with you so he can spend time with his family without you calling him every second.

9. If he's never around on the holidays, he's probably married. Holidays are spent with his family. You may get the day before or the day after.....just not the day of.

Tips & Warnings

• Men are cleaver but so are women. Learn the signs before you fall in love with a married man.

[bollarnlefash]

on 7/31/2008 yeah,I think so too. marriage is sacred and should be treated and handled with care! tx penny4show. thx.

[writetruth]

on 4/18/2008 AND if you still date the guy after finding out he's married - Shame On You! There are better men out there than the one that is not loyal and lies...

[Willi493]

on 3/11/2008 man good articles. I used to hang around guys that use to cheat on their wives before I got married/gave my life to christ. I just think it is so cruel to cheat on someone that sacrifices everything for you. I love my wife.