How to Survive a Brew Fest

Beer festivals are great fun on so many levels. At most celebrations, you’ll be able to try brews you would have never picked out on your own and have the opportunity to drink some expensive tastes you really shouldn’t shell out the dough for in your regular life (find that exotic microbrew). Festivals charge at the door and allow you to taste whatever you like without spending any more money for libations. It’s like a kid in a candy store--if that kid was of legal drinking age and loved beer.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

How to survive a brew fest

1. Don’t drive. Check out public transportation or take a taxi. It’s no fun to be the designated driver at a beer festival, and drinking-and-driving is not only illegal but completely irresponsible.
2. Make a plan. A lot of festivals will have a map of brewer booths. Plot out what route you’re going to take according to the beers you are most curious about.
3. Eat something. You want a good base. Most festivals offer something, whether it’s pairings with the brews or food vendors. Or eat something before you go. It’s probably a good idea to eat afterwards as well. Drinking and empty stomachs are an evil combination.
4. Pace yourself. If you start pounding beers from the beginning of your day, you’ll never last. To have endurance (and to not get sick) brewers usually give out small tastes. Remember, once you get through, if you’re not already stumbling around, you might have the chance to go back to your favorite tastes.
5. Take notes. Don’t worry about looking like a geek. If you find some beers you really like, jot it down. You might not remember the next day.
6. Don’t mix. Sometimes there are Scotch vendors or the like at these festivals. Think long and hard before you start mixing your booze. And consider your past history with drinking. Can you hold your alcohol or do you have a sensitive stomach. Also, afterwards, don’t hit the bar and have a bottle of wine. Grape (wine) and grain (beer, liquor) don’t usually mix happily.
7. Drink plenty of water. Alcohol of any kind is dehydrating. That’s what causes headaches and a sick stomach--a hangover. Keeping yourself hydrated could keep you from feeling negative effects of a good time. Also, taking a couple of aspirin (or your preferred pain reliever) before bed won’t hurt.

Tips & Warnings

• It’s best to round up a group of friends to hit the beer bust. It’s no fun drinking alone.