How to How NOT to get good grades

heres a step by step on how NOT to get good grades duh's and don'ts are totaly in this and ill even through in some tips on how to do good in school and still be cool

Instructions

Difficulty: Challenging

Things You’ll Need:

• a brain
• a life
• a sence of humor

1. always forget to bring your things to class or better yet leave em at home!
2. stay up alllllll night the day before an exam helps a ton!
3. make excuses like i have to go mow the lawn EVEN IF ITS THE MIDDLE OF WINTER
4. have a party the day before a presintation instead of practicing your spech
5. eat junk food or better than that skip breakfast it will just make you fat ya know!

Tips & Warnings

• dont do anything that i just stated above unless your absolutly stupid
• belive in yourself
• take a chill pill study in the bathtub if you have to
• read \, im not just saying magazines when i was in 6th grade i read mates dates and mad mistackes and it no olny sucked me in it was like my life so find books that are good for you!
• have fun with it invite friends over as a study group helped me!
• lisen to your teachers , more listen less studying needed trust me
• dont ever pee in your pants doesnt help
• when taking final exams study but not overload it please no one wants bain jucies splatered all over their food seriously
• find fun facts about what your learning ex. the romans ate pigs with their toes ( not really!)
• remeber to eat braeckfast
• dont overdo the fun with it thing
• take a breack!!!!!! dont cram!