How to unlock telekinetic ability

This piece of writing answers the questions that keep the mind crippled, and unable to influence the outside world. Read this passage, and when you can truly make these words your own, progress will follow.

Instructions

Difficulty: Challenging

Things You’ll Need:

• A comfy chair
• An empty bladder
• Perhaps a cool beverage?
• An open mind

1. Intro
   
   Forget everything you think you might know, and pay attention. Take a sip of that drink and get comfy, this is some mind blowing stuff and you're going to want to remember it. Long list of stuff ahead...
2. Self Telekinesis and Test 1
   
   Take a look at the drink you have in your hand (or if you were too lazy to go get a drink, then just look at your hand and wiggle your fingers), The reason that your hand does ANYTHING at all, is because you want it to. A lot of people will tell you that this is because of muscles, brain signals and electrical impulses, and of course they are right, but try this...
   
   One night while you're almost asleep, relax your arms completely, to the point where you cannot feel the bed underneath them anymore. Then, concentrate on moving one hand up, toward the ceiling, WITHOUT letting your arm move! KEEP IT completely relaxed. You will find that your arm will move without the help of muscles... why? Your mind is more powerful then you can imagine. Moving on...
3. Understanding what just happened
   
   Ok, So you did the test? If you did, maybe you got the desired result, if not, keep trying. Its not nessicary to get the "correct" result with that test to move on, but it makes grasping this point I'm about to make easier if you can relate it to personal experience, you dig?
   
   You wanted your hand to move. It moved (hopefully). If you did really well, you were able to keep your arm relaxed the whole time you were concentrating. but once you actually moved a muscle, your arm went back to normal, with you supporting its weight. (Note: there are other exercises to prove this point, more to come)
   
   Here's the big picture. I started to tinker around with the thought that telekinesis was something that we controlled with our brain (duh), but in a weird part of the brain, that we don't really use a whole lot, but not so far back that we cant reach it. I think of it like this: Your buddy can wiggle his ears. You cant. You don't lack the muscles, or the brain power to wiggle your ears, you just don't know how. He cant EXPLAIN how, he just knows how, so he can. If you poke at your head, feel for the muscles, practice, concentrate, and try over and again, you can figure out how to wiggle your ears, (Truly, my roommate learned). Telekinesis, while mysterious and rare, is a built in function of the human brain. We just have to figure out how to "flex" the telekinesis muscle. I figured it out. i' m not rubbing it in or anything, I'm just saying, I'm nothing special, so I know anyone can. I'll try to help.
4. More Points to REMEMBER before moving on
   
   There are a million different tests that you can do to try to "test" or "develop" telekinesis. Bottom line is, BELIEVING is KEY. Your brain has a big lock on your telekinetic ability, and KNOWING that it does work, is the key. Trying to use random number generators and weird stuff is like dynamite; yeah, it'll open, but what you'll get out will be to small and stupid to be worth anything.
   
   Here's what you do you if you're serious. Sit down outside on a beautiful day and look a the scenes. Watch some nature, and disconnect from the technical handicap the rest of the world depends on. YOU do not need a machine to live for you (Fact to REMEMBER). If you understood your power fully you could move mountains at will. You are connected to everything just as closely as you are your body. Just as your consciousness can make your arm move by triggering the brain to send electrical impulses and blah blah blah, your consciousness can trigger reactions that can do ANYTHING, inside or outside your flesh coating.
   
   Once you really understand and believe that this is the case; that you CAN use this ability just like any other you have, then you can begin to TRY to unlock. DO NOT BOTHER TRYING if you don't think you can. Whether you think you can or think you can't, you're right. Cheesy, I know, but it's dead on, Brother.
5. Trying
   
   You can sit down and practice until you're about to puke. Its the quickest way to get discouraged and I recommend NOT sitting down and trying to move matches or feathers or whatnot UNLESS you are honing your skills, and are already adept at telekinesis. Trying to get FRIST results this way is discouraging and the main reason why no one is figuring out how to use it. Again, lets go back to our ear wiggling analogy: When you DO FINALLY notice yourself wiggling your ears, after trying over and again in the mirror to no avail, its not because you tried, right? Heck no, you furrowed your brow and realized that that in turn moved your ears... hmm.. It's the same deal here, you almost have to stumble upon this ability to genuinely attain it.
   
   So how do you PLAN to STUMBLE upon this? There are ways, but the main factor is the knowledge that you already posses the ability. If you meditate upon this fact that you have engrained in your mind, you will find yourself wanting to use your telekinetic ability, and then your mind will almost try to get you to do so without your knowledge, almost like swatting a fly off your neck without thinking about it. You feel a fly and you swat it. No thought. Your brain just knows that it needs to tell your arm to hit your neck and by the time you realize that it happened, its over. If you tell yourself, through intense thought and meditation, that you CAN MOVE OBJECTS IN SPACE WITH YOUR MIND AT WILL, then eventually your mind will do it when it finds a need. When that moment comes, the flood gates open, and its all downhill from there.
6. Wrap up
   
   From here its all up to you. When you get that first real result, own it. It wasn't a fluke, you DID IT. With the knowledge that you can do it under your belt, you now have something to remember, an experience to duplicate. Remember on your next attempts that you have already succeeded; you are now just improving your skill. Beginners luck does not exist here, so if you were doing better when you were not concentrating so hard, take a break. Don't get burned out, the whole principle here is that concentrating too hard is a dead end, and just realizing that you CAN instead of wondering HOW is the only way to get large scale results. Your heart beats and you don't have to tell it to. You breathe without thinking. If you wanted to you could levitate something from across the room to your hand. All true. UNDERSTANDING is KEY.

Tips & Warnings

• DONT GET BURNT OUT - It takes some time.
• Message me with questions.
• Remember that your mind is a powerful tool, but you are not your brain, that is why it is possible for you to control things OTHER than just your brain.
• BE GOOD - With skill you COULD use these abilities for bad, but don't. Karma Sucks.
• Remember that you are tapping into a force that is greater than anything you have previously used. Treat it with respect, and do not attempt to do anything that is out of your league. And as always, I am around for questions and help.