How to get out of a speeding ticket

cops suck, learn how to out smart them.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderate

Things You’ll Need:

• small 1 ounce bottle of alcohol.
• friend

1. upon seeing the lights behind you take your time pulling over while your friend reaches into the glove box and quickly drinks the bottle of alcohol.
2. hide the bottle. you don't need to get caught with an open bottle in the car. then eveyone gets in trouble, drunk or not. so don't put the bottle back in the glove box if your about to open it for your registration.
3. when the cop asks you why you were speeding you say i'm his designated driver and i think he's about to throw up. all your friend has to do is act drunk, the cop will smell alcohol and belive you. and he cant do a field sobrity test on your friend.
4. wait for the cop to write you a warning. no cop will give a ticket to a designated driver.

Tips & Warnings

• the cop cannot find the bottle so if you have a warrent or something that might make them want to search your car don't do it.