How to Anger a Lion

So, you haven't watched the news lately to see the consequences and you really want to annoy a lion. Although you should not follow this advice, this is one way to annoy or anger a lion.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• No Common Sense

1. Visit the Frankfurt, Germany Zoo. Though noted for many things, such as the tallest building in contenental europe, Frankfurt is not noted for great zoo maintenance. If you really want to anger a lion, this is the place to do it. If you can't get yourself to this zoo, find one that has guard rails really close to the actual cage. The more likely the risk you could be in danger, the more you'll be able to anger the creature.
2. Wait until the lion is sitting up close to the front of the cage. Because the type of zoo you're visiting should have guardrails very close to the cage, this will put the lion within easy reach past the guardrails. You may have to ignore the signs that say - do not go past guardrail.
3. Reach out and briefly touch the lion's fur. A split-second touch will anger the lion. The fur of the lion is extremely sensitive, and being touched by obnoxious humans will send the lion into a frenzy. Make sure you have earplugs, as the roars will be intense!

Tips & Warnings

• FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY, DO NOT FOLLOW THIS ADVICE - IT IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY
• It is never wise to taunt, annoy or anger any animals in captivity or otherwise.
• Use common sense - do not place yourself or others in danger by doing something stupid!