How to Work for a Jerk

It is an unfortunate fact that all bosses aren't easy to get along with. There are some real jerks in places of power and some of us must deal with them on a daily basis. If you are one of the poor souls who works for a jerk, here are some steps to help you get through your day.

Instructions

1. No matter what he says, just smile and nod.

2. Take everything she says with a grain of salt. Most of it is incidental crap and will have no affect your career.

3. Remember, you are not an idiot; he just treats you like you are because it makes him feel superior.

4. Keep in mind that those who treat others badly are probably lacking in areas we won't mention.

5. Pretend you're interested just for the sake of having a good laugh with your work colleagues later.

6. In order to keep a smile on your face and not let his rambling get under your skin, just keep thinking, "obviously, he didn't have sex last night."

7. Always keep in mind that it is just a job and it is probably better than being unemployed. If it isn't better than unemployment, then either quit or find another job.

Tips & Warnings

• In order to not take your frustrations home with you consider going to the gym and working off some of that frustration.

• When putting Step 6 into action, do not laugh aloud!

Resources

• Supervisory Leadership
• Bad Boss Contest