How to Comically Compare the Rich Man -vs- The Middle Class Man

Personally having the chance to marry on both sides of the financial spectrum has been a very interesting experience. I married rich the first time and happily married a "good ol middle class guy" the second time. We are still happily married after 14 years. The comparison below is a comical take on my experiences. I hope you will get a good chuckle from what I have personally discovered.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• A sense of humor
• A keen understanding of the haves and the have nots!

1. Rich Man: Money is not Problem Middle Class Man: Has money problems Rich Man: Flamboyant Middle Class Man: Humble Rich Man: Can be very good looking Middle Class Man: Can be very handsome or ugly as S*** Rich Man: Not always great in bed Middle Class Man: Usually has some very good skills in the sack Rich Man: Prone to be a womanizer Middle Class Man: Thinks he doesn't have enough money to womanize Rich Man: Attracted to pretty women Middle Class Man: Thinks pretty women want too much Rich Man: Loves sports cars and fancy toys Middle Class Man: Loves sports and plays with his toy Rich Man: Away from home too much traveling tying to make more money Middle Class Man: Once at home from work for the day, too busy worrying you about not having enough money Rich Man: Too busy and selfish chasing the $dollar to have time for kids Midddle Class Man: Loves children and can have periods of acting like a child Rich Man: Hires cooks Middle Class Man: Some really know how to cook Rich Man: Not afraid to take financial chances Middle Class Man: Pockets not deep enough to take a chance Rich Man: Never sleeps in Middle Class Man: Loves his sleep Rich Man: Goes into the restroom to pass $100 bills as gas Middle Class Man: Blatantly farts out loud in front of you Rich Man: Usually not the jealous type Middle Class Man: Jealous that you can be swooped off your feet by the rich man
2. Laugh and have fun. Men are great and we love them.
3. Men are created equal with the exception of their bank accounts!