How to be funny like me

Many people on this lovely planet are not funny. Though they desire or think they are funny. Making an unfunny person funny, is one of the toughest things to do. Still I will put some of my skills out for everyone.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderate

1. The first things of being funny, is well being funny. Do not tell a joke about the white guy, Mexican guy, and black guy. Trust me we have all heard them.
2. When trying to say something funny do not get overly excited like I sometimes do. Your prey will probably not understand you. which will lead to you repeating yourself. Which is never really funny, unless you can pull it off like me.
3. Michael Jackson and McGuyver are always funny when set in the same joke.
   
   Example: "If you gave Michael Jackson a fork, soda, and a pair of tweezers. He would be able to get your gay ass in his bed."
   
   Now you only say this to a guy that isn't gay for it to be funny. Especially because they will think about it for a while.
4. Now being funny isn't just about your joke. I like to appear serious while telling my jokes. If you are giggling telling my Michael Jackson joke, no one will find it funny. Remember you have to be down right serious.
5. The final tip I can give you when trying ot be funny is not to go overboard. Sometimes you can't help it, they just keep setting you up for your blows, but remember usually when you are teasing someone its your friends and family. You'll feel bad if you take to far and upset them.
6. This is a few tips on how you can be funny. Maybe you are the type who can tell a joke, or you are the joke. Stay tuned to my articles for more great how to articles.