How to fix your computer

Computers are pretty much built to last quite some time. This should help you in fixing yours with minor issues.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Challenging

Things You’ll Need:

• computer
• fingers
• internet access
• patience
• smiles
• pretend that you know what you are doing until it actually happens
• wrenches, sledgehammers, spikes and other mutilating instruments

1. Go to www.pcpitstop.com
   
   Follow the instructions for becoming a member, it is free.
2. Let pcpitstop.com analyze your computer, answer any questions they may have for you and wait for results.
3. Do what pcpitstop suggests you to do to make your computer run more reliably and much more faster. I use this free service a couple times a year. Do it, you will start to think you are a computer repair person :)

Tips & Warnings

• go to the website
• follow the instructions
• turn off your anti-virus
• turn off your anti-spam
• let the people at pcpitstop help you out
• do not touch the keyboard as the tests are in progress
• do not go to starbucks for coffee, make your own
• quit eating at your computer ;)