How to lie like a pro

How to fool people who think they know all the ways to spot a liar

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• - a good memory
• quit thought

1. look them in the eyes. don't avoid the situation
2. look to the upper right when u lie. smart people know that memory access make u look to the right, and making something up makes ulook to the left. this is handy when dealing with a psychology guru
3. don't change the subject
4. tell your story and then stick to it. have all the answers to the questions they will possibly ask. don't change the information and don't state it more than twice. put a bit of truth in there and use stuff that recently happened to justify your lie
5. don't rush off when they accept the lie. this is the time to change the subject. when you do tell them something that happened to you that day. it will keep them from thinking you are trying to take the focus off yourself.
6. if they still don't believe you don't tell the truth. just stick to your story and say "if you don't believe me that's your choice, but it doesn't change the facts.

Tips & Warnings

• don't be afraid to make up really crazy excuses. The idea is to come up with something that no one could ever make up. and then make it up.
• if your lost for thought, play dumb, but not too dumb. give a possible answer to the question, but tell them you don't know
• don't be defensive. defend yourself, but don't get angry.
• don't fidgit. or touch yourself too much, or seem distracted.
• if all else fails don't tell the truth. even if they know you're lying, if u tell the truth you are giving in and will come off as weak and it will ruin your credibility in the future
• if this is dealing with a cop and are sure you can get away with the lie unless they scare yo uinto telling the truth don't give it up. they can only go to the d.a. with an idea and he won't go for it if he can't prove it. tell the truth and ur arrested.