How to Conquer the World

Ever dreamed of ultimate power. Where you need no cash and can do what ever you want. Well inorder to do this you going to have to conquer the world

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Challenging

Things You’ll Need:

• lots Nuclear bombs
• a massive army
• lots of cash
• and one crazy mind

1. Firstly do all your grocery shopping and remember to buy lots of milk and bread, since in step 2 you wont get they chance to!
2. Launch your nuclear bombs into all the other countries army barracks and defence systems and into all the food supplies
3. Send your army out to capture all the other countries capitals and dish out the milk and bread to the staving people to win there hearts
4. Once everything is under control. sit back and relax and think about conquering the solar system...

Tips & Warnings

• buy long life milk
• Most people prefer white bread over brown bread
• give your army guns before taking over a country
• If you fail the first time just try try again
• Don't drop any nuclear weapons near yourself as the result may be fatal
• Make sure to eliminate all of the countries defence or else you screwed