How to get revenge on your ex-boss who fired you

Your ex-boss destroyed your job. Now your new job is to destroy him.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Challenging

Things You’ll Need:

• A boss who fired you
• An angry you

1. Hide something stink in his room. It can be a dead rat or your socks, make sure it really stinks that it affects his work. If there is an air conditioner in the room, that would be a nice place to hide whatever that stinks.
2. Sign up for a gay magazine for him. Make sure it is sent to his office.
3. Stick all his important documents and papers on his desk, his chair, his computer etc…

Tips & Warnings

• You don't really have to do all this. Its better to just find a new job.
• Make sure no one finds out that you did those things.