How to win back a lost love!

Being dumped is never an easy thing. You try so hard to win back the one you love, but to no avail. You are left with only more heartache. This is so cool, an old man sitting next to me on a park bench in Fort Myers, Florida explained this to me (kinda like a Forrest Gump type of thing). Follow these simple steps and, unless you are simply a mean-spirited person to begin with, you can't lose!

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• Ability to swallow your pride
• Honesty
• Willingness to do some studying
• A really good barber or hairstylist

1. The first step to winning back a lost love is to be honest with yourself. Despite what you may think, he or she dumped you for a reason. You need to find out why they left you. From that point you will need to come up with a solution. If they left you because you don't spend enough time with them, then, guess what? Right, you must be willing to share your time with them. If you are somewhat of a jealous person--you will have to deal with it before you try and win them back.

2. Do some studying. Here is a shocker for you--most people want someone who is intelligent and has it "going on." People want to feel secure. We live in a tough world, and people want someone who can lead them through all the mess. Make yourself smarter and impress him or her with your newfound maturity.
   With the internet came a whole new world of opportunity. Anything you need can be found at the click of a mouse. There are all sorts of sites offering free tutorials and free educational materials. Take advantage! You have no excuse!

3. Ignore the person who dumped you. Really? Yes, really. It is human nature to want what we can't have, so if the person who dumped you sees that you aren't devastated--they will become curious. Also, when you eventually do talk to this person again, tell them that it was all your fault and that you now see where you went wrong and that they were justified in dumping you--but, and most importantly, don't ask them to take you back at that point! It will only make it look like you are just saying whatever to get them back. Give it time, study different things, become a brainiac, and with time--they will love the new you.

4. Again, talk to your mate and explain that you now see why they dumped you. Once again, don't try and get them back right away--they will only see it as an act. Take your time, maybe call them once a week to see how they are doing, but don't talk like you want to get back together. Be patient. Volunteer somewhere. Make yourself irresistable and sensitive to the needs of others. Remember, every person wants to be loved and respected!
   Soon, your mate will start to see the change in you as real, and then, well, Oh Yeah!