How to care for your new pet rock.

By mikalmonko55

this is my pet rock charlie in his condo this is my pet rock charlie in his condo

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This is how to care for your little rock that you just either bought, or found yourself.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Things You’ll Need:

  • 1. shredded paper or newspaper (papershredder might work well lol)
  • 2. a box that has a opening at the top. 3. a strong love for rocks

Step1
Finding a home!
1. get a box with an open top and possibly front if your not afraid that your rock will run away.
2. Some shredded paper or possibly even small animal bedding. (if you really wanna go all out and buy it cause your rock is a total snob.)
3. put the bedding material in the box and insert rock.
Step2
if your rock is happy you may move onto the next part. Feeding and clothing!
1. clothes are optional but i only suggest them wearing hats.
2. They don't eat! hahahaha!
Step3
Now for the next step. entertaining your rock.
1. Rocks like being involved with many activites including watching T.V., jogging, or playing a videogames. Sometimes a rock might also like to paint, or watch a sunset breeze...
2. rocks are very dosile creatures and love doing many things with their owners.
Step4
Rocks are sometimes emotional and need love from their owners, whether it be holding them, giving them gifts, and to extremes...kissing them.

Tips & Warnings

  • never leave rocks alone for too long, or they will get sad.
  • as hard as rocks are, they are sensitive so do not try to punch them or kick them.
  • WARNING- ROCKS CAN BE INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS CREATURES AND WILL ATTACK WITH FURY IF PROVOKED!

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on 6/27/2008 THIS WAS SO GREAT!!! haha ! you're too funny!

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on 3/15/2008 This was hard to read with all of those spelling and grammatical errors.

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on 12/27/2007 i hope you liked my rock guide and remember, ROCKS ARE AWSOME!!!!!

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