How to Own a Sports Franchise

So you want to own a sports franchise? You better have a lot of cash stuffed in something.

Instructions

Difficulty: Challenging

Things You’ll Need:

• Money and a really gracious banker

How to Own a Sports Franchise

1. Buying a sports franchise is a huge financial transaction. It takes a lot of money and a good banker.
2. Figure out which franchise you want to buy. If you are looking for a cheap buy, forget about the professional world and think about a minor league team.
3. Get a huge ego. Come on, all owners have big echoes so you will need one too.
4. You'll need a little insanity. You have to be a little insane to purchase a business that has the payroll of a sports franchise, not to mention the disposition to handle the endless abuse fans will toss your way.

Tips & Warnings

• Don't read or listen or anything