Things You'll Need:
- Lyrics to "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?"
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Step 1
Forbid her from singing in the abbey.
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Step 2
Have her work on her punctuality.
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Step 3
Catch a cloud and pin it down.
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Step 4
Find a word that means "Maria".
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Step 5
Call her names like "flibbertijibbet", "will-o'-the wisp" or "clown".
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Step 6
Make her stay and listen to all you say.
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Step 7
Keep the waves upon the sand.
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Step 8
Hold a moonbeam in your hand.
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Step 9
Decide whether she is a darling, a demon or a lamb.
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Step 10
Tell her to put that whirling dervish back where she found it.










Comments
adecesare said
on 1/30/2008 Interesting.