How to Be Dylan Chavez

By cosegueda

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Have you ever looked at Dylan Chavez and thought "Gee whizz, I'd sure like to be just like him"? Well now you can.

Instructions

Difficulty: Challenging

Things You’ll Need:

  • Nice shoes
  • A beautiful trumpet
  • An ambiguously gay relationship with another man

Step1
Always have impeccable hair. You cannot properly be a Dylan Chavez without good hair all the time.
Step2
Play ridiculously high notes on the trumpet and make it look like nothing.
Step3
Be scared whenever someone sneezes around you. Run for cover or scream for a better affect.

Tips & Warnings

  • Becoming Dylan Chavez, you may be too irresistable to Asian girls, so watch out for that
  • You will also have to be on AIM for about 1/3 of you life.

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