Things You'll Need:
- Tact
- Self awareness
- Social graces
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Step 1
If the booze runs out, get out of there. Nothing good can happen after that.
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Step 2
If you notice your host yawning, it's time to go.
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Step 3
Your host's allusions to the lateness of the hour or continual references to timepieces are good hints to take.
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Step 4
If everyone is drunker than you and you have decided not to join them in booze-soaked revelry, scram.
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Step 5
If the party is crawling along like a geriatric on medication, think up a believable and incontestable excuse to remove yourself from the proceedings.
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Step 6
If you are the last one there, just leave.












Comments
alleyosh said
on 1/9/2008 If you're woken up several hours into the party because you fell asleep (i.e. passed out) on everyones coats--it's a good indication that it's time to go...