How to 7 Reasons Why Ironing is not Sexy

Ironing is not sexy and does not get out all of the wrinkles. A clothing Steamer is 5X faster and gets all of the wrinkles out right on the hanger. Here are 7 reasons why!

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• Clothing Steamer
• Iron
• Ironing Board
• Wrinkled Clothes

1. I bought a Clothing Steamer and you should too, steam is sexy! Here’s why.
   
   Sweating over a hot iron with the possibility of severe bodily injury does not turn people on! Nor does the image of a hairy guy with a sleeveless t-shirt at the laundry. Suggestion, avoid the visual here!
2. No one can iron a shirt without leaving some wrinkles. Isn’t the whole point to get the wrinkles out? Ironing wrinkle free is not possible, no not even by the pros, just look at your shirts from the dry cleaners. Oh, by the way, wearing a starched shirt that feels like cardboard makes me want to rip it off and go home.
3. Speaking of dry cleaners, they charge $5 to $10 a shirt to iron it. Now, let’s face it, you can teach a monkey to push an iron with almost the same results. Here’s my question: who would choose ironing as a career path?
4. Burn, scorch, shiny marks, starch clumps; get the point?
5. Solving an advanced mathematics problem is easier than trying to figure out how to get the shirt on the ironing board so you can iron it wrinkle free! Definition of frustration in four words: ironing collars and sleeves.
6. You have 7 shirts to iron. For most people this is so depressing that you would rather be driving on a Los Angeles freeway at rush hour!
7. I tried a clothing steamer. 7 shirts, a few minutes, no ironing board, steamed right on the hanger, no wrinkles, no back ache!
8. Bonus point to my readers: Steam is sexy!
   
   I’m glad I got that off my chest, thanks for listening! Oh, before I forget, get a clothing steamer!
   
   Disclaimer: A clothing steamer is safe for all fabrics and not to be used on your body! …or anyone else’s!

Tips & Warnings

• Be vary careful, an iron can cause severe bodily injury if not handled correctly.
• A clothing steamer is safe for all fabrics and not to be used on your body! …or anyone else’s!