How to Be a Hip Santa This Christmas

Santa Claus need not be the chubby ol' fella you see every single year during the holidays or in the Coca-Cola commercials. Here's how you treat yourself to becoming a really hip Santa this year.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderate

Things You’ll Need:

• Santa costume
• Little boy or girl

1. Get that Santa costume tailored. Make it your size. Forget about the big paunch he usually carries. Make it all about you. Make it fitted and attractive, not homely.
2. Instead of the white beard, go with a shaven look and a sparkling white smile instead. Have the hat hang over your face instead of on the side. It will give you a sly look that's more attractive.
3. Instead of carrying that sack, have a little boy or girl do it for you. Santa does not need to be riddled with something as unsightly as a sack over his shoulders. If need be, use a sleigh instead.
4. Decline the plate of milk and cookies. They will only prove to weigh you down later on in the night.
5. Have kisses for everyone, especially the ladies in the house. Be merry, be jolly! Be extra friendly to those we love!

Tips & Warnings

• Spread the cheer, but don't Ho-ho-ho! Go with 'Anyone up for a Powerbar this year?'
• Don't go overboard with the fashion. Stick to the red and white that is traditional. Have a splash of color to make it stand out in the masses.

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